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New Blog to Follow

My friend Scooter (who's real name is Scott but he is finally re-embracing his old radio moniker) has a new website / blog. It's called My Honest Opinion and you should go there and follow him. 

I know what you are saying. So why the hell have you not given any love to the fucking hilarious Brain Stew of Joesus, from former E&C intern, Joe Kelley? Well, Joe does not need any of my help. His blog is awesome. Plus, giving too much love to Joe could be dangerous. His opinions are scary and might get him arrested. So, don't click on that link there. 

Why women need men.

We aren't just for rape anymore.

Bees Get Shit Done

With Photographic proof.

Rock Music Metro Map

Wow!! They actually included Texas is the Reason

 (click to read it)

Dear Mrs. Jones

 

3D Paper

Give it time to load.

Conservatives change history.

Conservatives, in their ongoing bid to keep government out of people's lives, made sweeping changes to the Texas curriculum yesterday. My guess is their aim is to keep people in Texas (already stupid for re-electing Rick Perry) as dumb as humanly possible. 

What is at the heart of this problem? Some conservatives feel like the line of separation of church and state should be a little more blurry:

The contentious decision in curriculum standards for U.S. government classes appeared to signal the unhappiness of several board members with court rulings that have affirmed the separation of church and state – including a longtime ban on school-sponsored prayer.

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Knight said all she was trying to do in her proposal was to let students study the First Amendment language that states: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

A succession of court rulings have relied on that language to uphold the separation of church and state in a section of the Bill of Rights referred to as the "Establishment Clause."

But many religious conservatives – including a board-appointed curriculum expert – contend that separation of church and state was established in the law only by activist judges and not the Constitution or Bill of Rights.

Yeah. "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion" is fraught with ambiguity.

If you want to see what the combination religion and politics will get you, I invite you to visit the World Trade Center.

Bears playing hockey

Let's see Crosby score on these guys.

Bear Sleeping Bag

Um... whenever I went camping, I was on a lot of drugs. I would have shit my pants.

  

Kittens riding a vacuum.

This site just got adorable.

Creative Photos

Click on the Photo for the series:

 

Holy Shit, Dude (this starts off lame then turns amazing)

Someone randomly edited together a bunch of youtube videos:

Art

 

Water Art

Cool Art Concept

The Monster Engine takes children's drawings and gives them a "professional artist" upgrade. Makes for some pretty amazing stuff. Click the image for more examples. 

 

Funny Roller Coaster Pics

Click on the pic for the series. 

 

I am not a man.

I am talentless.

P'wnd

Okay... if you don't understand what it's like to Pwn and N00b online. This is it:
First Person Shooter Fail
by epicfailcom

What Storm Troopers do on their day off.

Click on the picture for the series.